Best Quality Suggestion
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This vigilant DNRC member discovered a travesty in the Milwaukee Journal
Sentinel and lept into action.  His message to the newspaper is reprinted
below as a lesson in DNRC civic responsibility.


Subj:  Dilbert in Milwaukee!
To:   Milwaukee Journal Sentinel


Milwaukee Journal Sentinel,

As a pioneering member of the 40,000+ member strong Dogbert's New Ruling
Class (DNRC), I would formally like to request a slight reorganization of the
Comics page in the Sunday editions of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

You have consistently, possibly unknowingly, printed "The Family Circus"
cartoon immediately opposite (that is, on the back of) "Dilbert".  This
leaves me in the unenviable position of being the lone dork walking into work
on Monday mornings with a clipping of, apparently, "The Family Circus". This
is an embarrassment not only to me, but to my organization, since "Little
Billy from Family Circus" is number one on the "DNRC Enemies List".

Could you possibly swap the position of "The Family Circus" with that of
another comic?  Maybe with that of "Mary Worth"?  Really, most any other
comic will do.  (Although, we're not, at the moment, fond of "Ziggy" or any
other potato-like characters.)

Your cooperation in this matter would be appreciated and would possibly
benefit you in the forth-coming age of Dogbert's world domination.  If you do
this I'll promise to consider you real Team Players.

Thank you for your consideration,

Dave P.